Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
This diamond is way to big.
I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong, you must be right again.
I would give that 5 minutes....