Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
Don't get yourself in a stew
Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money
Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning
Doctor doctor, what happened to that man who fell into the circular saw and had the whole left side of his body cut away?
He's all right now.
Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
don't worry, we'll soon pull you through
Doctor doctor, my spouse is so ill, is there no hope?
it depends what you are hoping for
Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter!
Just wait there and be a little patient
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of wigwams
the problem is, you've become too tense
Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid
Nonsense man, you can stop anytime
Doctor doctor, I couldn't drink my medicine after my bath like you told me
why not?
well after I've drunk my bath I haven't got room for the medicine
Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye
Try taking the spoon out first
Doctor, doctor I feel like a sheep.
oh that's very baaaaaaaad!
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains
pull yourselves together man
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